Oatmeal

Non-morning people should not try new morning routines. I learned this the hard way. For some reason, I decided to eat breakfast first; for some dumber reason, I decided to have oatmeal. Cinnamon & brown sugar oatmeal.

Somewhere between the microwave and the counter, something went very wrong. Had I been fully awake, I could tell you what that was. Given that I wasn't even coherent enough to process what just happened, I struggled with deciding whether to clean it up or walk away and hope for a miracle.

I decided to take pictures.

Consider yourself warned. Oatmeal never looks attractive. It definitely is not pretty on my kitchen floor.

Oatmeal